Caddicarus

Greetings and Salutations
Caddy pops out of a hidden block saying part of his intro.

Neutral B - R/C Scrub Copter
Caddicarus drops an RC Helicopter on the ground. To control it, you must hold down the B button and use the stick to move the Scrub Copter around. Release the B button and the copter will stop wherever it's located. This works like a trap as the Copter will deal damage if any opponent touches it. The helicopters explode if they touch anything solid from the stage so you must be careful with that. There's a 1/5 chance of Caddy dropping a can of R/C Miluk, which works the same as the Helicopter but will spill miluk upon exploding, which is a slip trap.

Side B - Caddica-Sis
Caddy calls his sister Rosie, who will appear on a random spot of the stage behind the Hidden Block logo. She'll stay there until she gets attacked or until you do reinput. Upon doing the latter, Rosie will give her brother a PS1 game before leaving. There are three PS1 games that she can give to Caddy, each one with different properties:
 * Crash Bandicoot: When you throw it, it'll spin around, trapping opponents and racking up damage
 * Spyro the Dragon: When you throw it, it'll fly away in a diagonal angle.
 * Bubsy 3D: When you throw it, Caddicarus will automatically "slaughter" it by shooting it with a gun. The shot will destroy the game's box and will deal a lot of damage to any opponent that gets hit by the bullet.

Up B - The Salvage
Caddicarus salvages himself, which will make him float for a few seconds, and you are able to control his horizontal movement too. While being salvaged, Caddicarus has super armor, which means that he gets damage but no knockback.

Down B - Everything Can Stop Mr. Domino
Caddicarus summons the stoppable Mr. Domino, who will run forward until encountering a ledge, which will make him turn around. He'll stay on the stage for 20 seconds unless he gets attacked. Mr. Domino does no damage, but he'll sometimes drop tiles on the ground that cause different effects. The Speed Boost tile will make Caddicarus run faster for 15 seconds if he touches it. The Slow Down tiles have the opposite effect, but only for the opponents. And the health tiles will heal Caddy 15%. You cannot control which tiles does Mr. Domino drop or when does he drop them. There may be a point where he drops 3 tiles or none, so use him wisely.

Final Smash - Playstation Cheats
Caddicarus takes "The Ultimate A-Z Playstation Cheats" guide and now you'll be able to pick one out of 4 different cheats, each one with a different effect.
 * When Pigs Fly: A Flying Robotic Pig will spawn and fly towards the opponents, dealing damage. It'll dash 5 times before leaving.
 * Bang! Tee hee: Caddy will shoot a random enemy with his gun, dealing massive damage and knockback as he says "Bang! Tee hee".
 * Unlockable: Caddy will jump into the Hidden Block logo and come out of it as a completely different character from the roster with speed and power buffs. He'll go back to his usual self after 20 seconds.
 * Jelly Everything: A coat of Jelly will fall on the stage, covering opponents with jelly (slowing and powering them down) until they get KO'd. There's also a 1/5 change of them sticking to the ground.

KOSFX
KOSFX1: "Oh god!"

KOSFX2: "Bastards."

Star KOSFX: "Didn't even get in the goal!"

Screen KOSFX: "Donk."

Taunts
Up: *salvages a random good PS1 game*

Sd: "You're not joking, are you?"

Dn: "Cyoar!"

Victory Options+Failure/Clap
1. "And with that, if it's your birthday today and you're watching this video, Happy Freaking Birthday to you, and please remember to stay beautiful"

2. "That's how we do it in my garden."

3. "That means...you... all get... the slaughter..."

Failure/Clap: Hooded pain