Tito Dick

Dick Stealth
Dickman slides down a pole and falls onto the battlefield.

Neutral B - Flashy Bling
Dickman's bling makes him glow as he faces the screen. The light stuns his opponents. It lacks in range, but it makes up for it in speed. Time it right and it deflects projectiles.

Side B - Viagra-Powered Dong Snatcher
Dickman uses his Viagra-powered Dong Snatcher, which no one is a match for. First hit does 3% while every other hit deals 2%. The length of the snatch depends on how horny a character is. Dickman is the second horniest while Blue Snow is the most horny at the time of this shebang.

Up B - The Blind Dick
Dickman is now a samurai. He then dashes upwards in green flames. You can only go in that direction, but at the startup, you can slightly alter it. He also has superarmor when whipping out his blade.

Down B - Tito Dick "Dickman" Babies
Dickman summons one of his hellspawn babies which target the closest opponent. They make that opponent trip whilst on the ground for 5 seconds. Only one can be summoned at a time, and you can't summon another one for 5 seconds, regardless of direct contact with an opponent.

Final Smash - The Nutshack theme but every time they say Nutshack, a random opponent explodes
Exactly what it says on the tin. It ends at "Hoo-ugh!"

KOSFX
KOSFX1: "Nuhh!?"

KOSFX2: "Oh-ho-ho!"

Star KOSFX: "Ay sus mariosep!"

Screen KOSFX: "What??"

Taunts
Up: "Is it maybe because you're a kid?"

Sd: "Now that's funny, boy."

Dn: "Imbe-cile!"

Victory Options+Failure/Clap
1. "I am Dick! I am the leader of ALL these eediots!"

2. "Peace out. Hot juicy broads for life."

3. "Ask the doctor why you're so damn UGLY!"

Failure/Clap: Not pleased